Money
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Feeling Fancy.”
I’m not lying. This is what I’d do. One thing you have to imagine : I can carry unlimited money on my person. And sorry, I’m not sure if people who don’t know Naruto will understand this.
I’d take a plane ticket to whichever place in the world has the most advanced biology lab. But the duration should be less, so I’d order the fastest jet. I’d get in. Order 10kg of french fries. Eat it all by the time I reach the place. Exit the jet, after giving the pilot and air hostesses a billion Dollars.
Take in the view of this new place. But only for 5 seconds or so. I’d ride the luggage carrier to the airport. Leave the airport, after giving the driver of the luggage carrier a billion Dollars.
Observe the parking lot for Rolls, Bentley, Lambo, the sorts. Get in. Start it. Reverse out of the spot. Get out. Take a rock and place it in the middle of the spot. Take out a 100 Dollar bill and write on it: Sorry. Call my bank (ABC) and ask for a withdrawal of 5 billion Dollars from the account of Karthik Thrikkadeeri. I’ll arrange it with them. Place the bill under the rock.
Get back in. Blast away to the lab. Park it horizontally across 3 or 4 parking spots, and get out. Attach around ten 100 Dollar bills on each door handle. Take off my stupid 1000 Dollar loafers and throw them into the trunk of a pickup. Run right through the entrance and shower the security guard with 100 Dollar bills. Ask him where the Eye Transplantation Centre is. Get the answer and give him an additional million.
Run to the Centre and enter. See many people working on dead bodies. Approach one and tell her I want an Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan. I’ll give you 100000000000000000000000000000000………(this goes on a while)………..0000000 trillion dollars!
She replies: Ummm… Oh definitely! She enters a new room which has like 10 or 15 security locks. She looks at me, waiting. I say, You know the amount I said? I’ll triple it. She successfully opens the huge door in about 5 minutes and I enter.
It’s a whole new world. She races to a bench at the end of the room. I see three jars which contain eyes with red, violet and white irises. She proceeds to the red one. I hastily say, I want all three. The two Sharingan on my two sockets. One Byakugan and one Rinnegan on two artificial sockets. I’ll give you 100000 times what I said before.
She shrugs, with a faint smile. She takes the first one out with some sort of forceps. She makes me lie down on a bench to my left.
I don’t remember anything else till I wake up with 100 times better vision. I glance to the sides and see her standing, grinning at me. She says, The Byakugan and Rinnegan won’t awaken for about 4 weeks. How do you like your Mangekyou, though?
I LOVE IT. I thank her for about ten minutes and give her the amount I promised, times 100000000000000000. I run back with so many things on my mind until I reach the guard. Then I remember – I have these damn eyes! I look at the guard, and give him a billion more. Then, with a last glance at him, I roar : KAMUI!!!
I gaze in wonder at my own dimension. I smile, and think about the place I wish to go. My home. And shout again, KAMUI!!!
I see my old run-down house in front of me. I am about to go inside, when I remember something. In a matter of 10 seconds, I am in my bank. I tell the man that a person will call, asking for a withdrawal of five billion Dollars. I tell him to do it. And so I deposit 5 billion Dollars.
I reach my home. Go inside. Take the rest of the unlimited money I have and dump it on the floor. Look at it and scream: AMATERASU!!!
And finally, I turn around to look at you, watching me. I shout: TSUKUYOMI!!!
Now you are under my control. I use my eyes to order you to like this post.